gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god


I just want someone to bite…

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

I just want someone to bite…

(via hotrodsparrow)

deadpoolic:

Always.
sir-afropunk:

queendecuisine:

trebrond:

Dr. House in a nutshell

I shouldn’t be laughing this hard

LMFAO I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

sir-afropunk:

queendecuisine:

trebrond:

Dr. House in a nutshell

I shouldn’t be laughing this hard

LMFAO I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

(via dietcoketho)

dbb:

A selection of awesome action poses here from The French Connection, 1971. To the modern viewer, people in 1970s action thrillers seem to have tiny little guns - if the above screenshot was from a contemporary film, they’d probably have MP5 submachine guns at the very least. But back then, people knew it wasn’t about the size of the gun, it was about the range of facial expressions you pulled while firing it. And the moustaches. The moustaches were pretty important, too.

dbb:

A selection of awesome action poses here from The French Connection, 1971. To the modern viewer, people in 1970s action thrillers seem to have tiny little guns - if the above screenshot was from a contemporary film, they’d probably have MP5 submachine guns at the very least. But back then, people knew it wasn’t about the size of the gun, it was about the range of facial expressions you pulled while firing it. And the moustaches. The moustaches were pretty important, too.

dbb:

As someone who plays around a lot with computer graphics the “enhance image” function that crops up so often in science fiction and crime drama has always amused and frustrated me equally.

This video from www.tvtropes.org provides a pretty  definitive deconstruction of the trope as used by Hollywood. Beautiful bit of editing.

asker

Anonymous asked: Challenge. An Avengers line up of heroes who debuted only after 1969 from

towritecomicsonherarms:

I think this is missing something.

You accidentaly the whole message.

What’s the matter? Don’t think you’re up to the challenge of creating an avengers 1969 or maybe

For the girl

Coughlin’s Laws
‘Douglas Coughlin, Logical Negativist. Flourished in the last part of the 20th Century. Propounded a set of laws the world generally ignores, to its detriment.’
‘Coughlin’s Law; Anything else is always something better.’
‘Coughlin’s law: never tell tales about a woman. No matter how far away she is, she’ll always hear you.’
‘Coughlin’s Law; Bury the dead, they stink up the place.’
‘Coughlin’s diet: cocktails and dreams.’
‘Coughlin’s Law: Never show surprise, never lose your cool.’
‘I don’t care how liberated this world becomes - a man will always be judged by the amount of alcohol he can consume - and a woman will be impressed, whether she likes it or not.’
‘However, falling down the stairs is allowed!’
‘As for the rest of Coughlin’s Laws, ignore them. The guy was always full of shit.’