skylarcovington:

007 In that PussyGrease In that PussyShaft In that PussyE.T In That PussySpider-Man In a that PussyBatman In That PussyLucy In That PussyCatching Fire In That PussyForrest Gump In That Pussy(Jen-Nay)Planet of the Apes In That PussyKeep this Rollin ………..

Marley and me in that pussy

skylarcovington:

007 In that Pussy
Grease In that Pussy
Shaft In that Pussy
E.T In That Pussy
Spider-Man In a that Pussy
Batman In That Pussy
Lucy In That Pussy
Catching Fire In That Pussy
Forrest Gump In That Pussy(Jen-Nay)
Planet of the Apes In That Pussy


Keep this Rollin ………..

Marley and me in that pussy

(via proteinpancakes)

musingsofanawkwardblackgirl:

dooleysqueen:

norulesnobras:

basedhiyoko:

yoursexcrazedsub:

1.) The girl practiced safe sex and used condoms. SMART. AS. FUCK.
2.) I’ve seen this reblogged with notes calling her a “whore” and a “skank”. Fuck that noise. Over half the girls on tumblr will, or have, sucked the dick of a guy they just met, only hung out with a few times, or barely know, and then stress because he hasn’t called them back or he’s treating them like shit. Meanwhile the same girls go to work at a minimum wage job where they don’t even make $920 in 3 months, much less a day. 
Good for this chick. She’s on her hustle and I ain’t mad at her. Make that money, girl!

you go girl
suck them dicks
achieve your dreams

are we going to ignore that these guys were willing to pay $460 just to have pleasure? i might not know a lot about how this business goes down but dayum she must have done a good job




YAAAASSS BABY YOU DO YOUR THING!!!

Maybe one guy only paid twenty…

musingsofanawkwardblackgirl:

dooleysqueen:

norulesnobras:

basedhiyoko:

yoursexcrazedsub:

1.) The girl practiced safe sex and used condoms. SMART. AS. FUCK.

2.) I’ve seen this reblogged with notes calling her a “whore” and a “skank”. Fuck that noise. Over half the girls on tumblr will, or have, sucked the dick of a guy they just met, only hung out with a few times, or barely know, and then stress because he hasn’t called them back or he’s treating them like shit. Meanwhile the same girls go to work at a minimum wage job where they don’t even make $920 in 3 months, much less a day. 

Good for this chick. She’s on her hustle and I ain’t mad at her. Make that money, girl!

you go girl

suck them dicks

achieve your dreams

are we going to ignore that these guys were willing to pay $460 just to have pleasure? i might not know a lot about how this business goes down but dayum she must have done a good job

YAAAASSS BABY YOU DO YOUR THING!!!

Maybe one guy only paid twenty…

(via stripperina)

cheetodores:

"Minus two stars because my breasts were really nice"

(via towritelesbiansonherarms)

hiitsmekevin:

Foley Finallys Beats Chris Jericho

(via towritelesbiansonherarms)

silversora:

"Dave.."
"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."
"DAVE."

silversora:

"Dave.."

"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."

"DAVE."

(via connorfenton)

trelkez:

onionhighonionandrenown:

how-i-met-my-otp:

mysweetcupoftea:

HIMYM AU: Barney finds out that Robin works for S.H.I.E.L.D as Agent Hill (Part 1)

They’re mixing two different universes together and yet it still makes waaay more sense than the finale.

….you know what, it really does.

HIMYM finale headcanon accepted. And then they pretend to get divorced and Robin/Maria distances herself from her friends and a couple years later someone captures footage of Maria Hill during a big superhero battle and she has to come clean to everybody and THEY ALL RESUME BEING FRIENDS AND NONE OF THE REST OF THE FINALE HAPPENS and also, later, the group accidentally meets the Avengers, and Barney spends the entire time convinced Tony is hitting on Robin (which Tony plays into to screw with him) and Lily, Tracy and Natasha disappear somewhere to bond and Steve is both charmed and weirded out by Marshall and Ted is left to try and socialize with Clint, who just sits there quietly letting Ted dig himself a deeper and deeper hole as his questions and overtures get more and more awkward. 

And Robin/Maria is all, “I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN. I KNEW IT. KNOCK THAT OFF RIGHT NOW. YES, YOU.”

So Tony lets Barney off the hook and Barney immediately starts awkwardly fanboying all over him, and Clint lets Ted off the hook and cracks up and Ted is all “wait what you have a facial expression?!

And Robin/Maria goes to find Natasha and drink until the whole thing is over. Never again. This is never happening ever again. (It happens again.)

(via nudityandnerdery)

youngandjustus:


-everysecond:

OH MY GOD

IM CRYING THIS IS GREAT

youngandjustus:

-everysecond:

OH MY GOD

IM CRYING THIS IS GREAT

(via theathleticaestheticblog)

asker

Anonymous asked: Did you enjoy Man of Steel?

towritecomicsonherarms:

Indeed.

when people go on about the destruction and the loss of life and ‘omg the avengers saved everyone!!1!!’ i’m just like

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